Soccer

AUGUST 6, 2014 | PASTE

Mesut Özil, the Silent Gunner

Özil doesn’t fit into any neat categories. Neither does he precisely break them. He’s simply Özil, the guy who plays soccer really well. We can enjoy him or not. He’ll never let us know if it bothers him, either way.


JULY 25, 2014 | PASTE

Why You Hate Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli and Why You Are Wrong

Ronaldo ticks every single box on the sports fan hate list, no matter where in the world you are or what sport you watch.


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